Un film slab si altul mai neobisnuit cu Jackie Chan

Intr-o zi cineva mi-a spus sa ma uit la ultimul film facut Jackie Chan si anume “The spy next door”. In comparatie cu restul filmelor lui Jackie Chan, acesta a fost foarte slab. Eroul principal este un super agent secret sub acoperire, care lucreaza pt CIA  si  trebuie  sa fie o bona care trebuie sa aiba grija de cei 3 copii ai unei vecine de care ii place. Personajul negativ este un terorist rus care nu stie cum sa se imbrace si multe alte clisee de gen, nimic special, doar un film de duzina.

In aceeasi zi, exact dupa ce m-am uitat la acest film, am vazut pe TVR1 ca era un film cu un razboi si chinezi, mi s-a parut interesant si deodata i-am vazut fatza lui Jackie Chan intr-o casca de samurai. Deja mi-am zis : filmul asta o sa fie mai tare dacat celalat si asa a fost! Acest film se cheama San Wa (mitul) si este foarte interesant fata de celalat pentru ca filmul se imparte de fapt in doua filme. Protagonistul joaca doua roluri, un arheolog din zilele noastre si un luptator al Dinastiei Qin de acum doua mii de ani. Actunea se petrece in doua locuri deodata in Arabia si in China.

Impreuna cu un cercetator el a gasit o piatra care face lucrurile sa pluteasca in imponderabilitate, chiar si oamenii. Finalul este foarte spectaculos si “plutitor”. Vi-l recomand !

In China

In Arabia

My space battles montages

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Music (West One Music – Rise of the Machines) went perfect with the vid.

Same thing like the previous vid. Games: X3 and Space Force. Music: Two Steps from Hell – The Master of Shadows.

Ce faci tu in vacanta de vara

GRAFICELE NU MINT!

Twisting the time (Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time review)

In sfarsit l-am vazut si eu. Ce sa spun, a fost un film misto!

Puteti observa protagonsitul facand aceleasi scheme, (urcat pe pereti, sarituri de pe o cladire pe alta etc) in film ca si in joc.

Povestea din fim nu o respecta pe cea din jocuri, doar nu aveau sa foloseasca toate actiunile din joc intr-un singur film.

Efectele speciale sunt bune, se observa clar cum nisipul din dagger ia controlul asupra timpului, posesorul observand lucrurile in backwards. O ideea originala.

La inceput ne facem o parere proasta despre Dastan, il vedem cum  ia bataie. Dar dupa aceea vedem cum se infiltreaza cu usurinta impreuna cu gasca a in fortareata, printr-o parte, and the dagger is not somewhere high, its in someones pocket? what the heck?. El se dovedeste a fi loial fata de ceea ce este bine, ca intodeauna.

Un final epic.

Combat Arms Review

Combat arms este F2P, MMOFPS. U get it from here

O copie dupa Counter-Stricke si Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Are si elemente RPG va sugerez sa va alegeti o gagica, o sa va spun mai tarziu de ce. Nivelurile sunt rankuri militare prin care avansezi omorand alti playeri.

Va mai aduceti aminte de secventza din filmul Matrix: “Gunz, lots of gunz”, ei bine in joc aveti un arsenal intreg de arme: Assault rifles, sub-machine guns, machine guns, snipere, shotguns, pistoale, cutite+ o lopatzica, mine mici si gigantice, medickit, flametrouwer, RPG, aghiu si multe altele. Fiecare are modul ei de a trage, de a tinti, fiecare are greutatea ei, cat damage da, reculul. Acestea se pot si customiza: poti sa le pui scope, amortizor si incaracator mai bun. U can see them here

Harti nu prea multe dar bune, moduri o gramada: de la A ataca B, gen CS sau omori ca disperatul pana la respawn (gen Quake 3),  zombie mod, fireteam – co-op. Poti sa fie ce vrei assaulter, camper cu sniper, eventual un asasin care da backstab (1 shot-kill). U can see them here

Parti rele: Jocul devine plictisitor dupa ce ai trecut prin tot continutul jocului, jocul e usor hackabali – o sa intalnesti multi hackeri care iti strica distractia, caracterele barabatesti sunt grasi si au doua locuri 1 shot-kill acestea sunt in cap si in NUTS, spre deosebire de cele femeiesti care sunt slabe si doar in cap, deci barbatii sunt mai usor de omorat, arme too overpowered pt cei care cumpara cu bani reali, poti folosi sniperu cu usurintza ca arma de asalt pt care 1 shotkill, serverele pe rankuri nu sunt bune, mai intotdeauna gasesti n00bs vs pro.

In countinuare montaje din joc:

My NFS Hot Pursuit 2 Gameplay vid

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Random stuff on deviantart

Random plastic guy dancing?

Call of Duty 2 in SLOW MOTION – Ave Maria

Another Ave Maria vid, hehe.

Vrei si tu ?

Open the console. what you have to do is: sv_cheats 1 ; developer 1 ; spdevmap (mapname see cheats sites) and then type /timescale (0-1) you can also speed up the time by typing timescale 2 or 3 its fun:P good luck.

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins !!!!!!

Videoclipul a fost lansat de catre ghilda “PALS FOR LIFE” din  World of Warcraft. Este vorba despre un grup de jucători discuta o strategie de luptă detaliata pentru batalia ce va avea loc în timp ce unul dintre membrii lor de party, Leeroy, este AFK. Planul lor este complet distrus atunci când se întoarce şi Leeroy, nestiutor de strategie, imdeiat iese din AFK se arunca catre mobi, tipand din rasputeri numele lui “in a stylized battle cry”, and they got wipe of course.

Videoclipul a ajuns foarte popular in timp, facundu-se si un achivement.

Dialogue
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
The full dialog of the original video is difficult to reconstruct based on the material. As a consequence of this individual transcripts may vary heavily.

The following is therefore a best approximation based on available material:

Player 1: [talking to teammates outside cave] OK guys, these eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past, uh does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?
Player 2: Uhh, I think Leeroy needs something from this guy.
Player 1: Oh, does he need those Devout Shoulders? Doesn’t – isn’t he a paladin?
Player 2: Yeah, but that will help him heal better, he’ll have more mana.
Player 1: [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we’ll do, I’ll run in first, uh gather up all the eggs, we can kinda just, ya know blast them all down with AOE. Um, I will use Intimidating Shout, to kinda scatter’em, so we don’t have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh, when my Shouts are done, uhh, I’ll need Anfrony to come in and drop his Shout too, uh so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight too many. Um, when his is done, Bass of course will need to run in and do the same thing. Uhh, we’re gonna need Divine Intervention on our mages, uhh so they can, uhh, AE, uh so we can of course get them down fast, cause we’re bringing all these guys, I mean, we’ll be in trouble if we don’t take them down quick. Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Abduhl: Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
Player 1: That’s a lot better than we usually do, uhh, alright, you think we’re ready guys? [interrupted]
Leeroy: All right chums, I’m (back)! Let’s do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIINSSS!!! [runs into cave]
-Short pause-
Player 2: [incredulous] … Oh my God he just ran in. [runs in]
Player 1: Save him! Oh jeez, stick to the plan. Oh jeez, let’s go, let’s go! [follows]
Player 1 [laughing]: Stick to the plan guys, stick to the plan!
Player 1: Oh jeez, oh fuck.
[Indistinguishable]: Gimme a Divine Intervention, hurry up.
Player 1: Shoutin’!
Player 3: I can’t cast! I can’t move, am I lagging, guys? I can’t move!
Player 1: What the—what the hell?
[Another Player]: I can’t AE!
Player 3: I can’t move!
Player 1: Oh my God…
[Another Player]: The eggs keep respawning! More respawning!!
[Indistinguishable]: I don’t think you can cast with that shit on!
[Another player]: Oh my God!
Leeroy: We got em, we got em! I got it, I got it.
Player 2: Take it off! Take it off! [muffled shouts]
Player 1: Stay down, Stay down. Oh my God..
Player 1: Goddamnit Leeroy! Goddamn it…
[Various others]: Yeah, Leeroy you moron, Leeroy! [various put-downs of Leeroy amongst group]
Player 1: Listen, this is ridiculous.
[Indistinguishable]: You dumbass.
Leeroy: I’m on it.
Player 1: I’m down, Forekin down. Goddamnit. [shouting, then a pause, followed by other put-downs] Why do you do this shit, Leeroy?
[Another Player]: Spiffy, rez us! Spiffy, rez us!
Player 2: I’m trying!
Leeroy [crying]: It’s not my fault!
Player 1: Who’s Soulstoned? We do have a Soulstone up, don’t we? [everyone dies] Think I need a Soulstone?
Player 2: Yeah but you need a Warlock.
Player 2 [noticing everybody is dead]: … Oh God…
Player 1: Oh for – [sighs] Great job! For Christ’s sake! [indistinguishable - possibly "I tried"] Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.
[Loopy]: Oh my God…
Leeroy: … At least I have chicken…
Spoilers end here.

Ce ne mai aduce nou Portal 2

pereti care isi schimba forma, tractor beams, lazorz, vopsea pe care sari si aluneci o.O si multe altele.